The Drive-On Rag 4
"I DIDN’T ASK YOU TO DANCE, I SAID YOU LOOK FAT IN THOSE PANTS!"
052134Z AUG The Unofficial Newspaper of Cabanas ’98 volume 4
Boy, I would not want to be SGT Fuller; he’s got his hands full!
Circulation of this paper is only 20!
Has anyone checked out the NCO Club behind bldg. 407 yet? (hee hee hee)
Remember: here at Cabanas 98, you can’t buy The Drive-On Rag. The Rag is free, but it’s not cheap. So if you’re on The Rag, then your buddy must want to be on The Rag, too. So git off your dead ass and make some copies for him.
If gas is supposed to be cheaper at AAFES, and they are not charging NC 6% sales tax, why isn’t gas at least 6% cheaper on post? Sales tax is included in the price at the pump off post. hmm.
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The Drive-On Rag has been nominated for the excellence in journalism award. This comes as no surprise to the staff, who has believed in what they do to provide Cabanas 98 with an alternative to the normal trash or lack of normal trash available to the deployed soldier.
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EDITORIAL
The Drive-On Rag’s staff came up with the following reasons to allow beer drinking at all times during Cabanas: 1. It's an incentive to show up to work early. 2. It reduces stress. 3. It leads to more honest communications. 4. It reduces complaints about low pay and the heat. 5. It cuts down on time off because you would be allowed to show up at work with a hangover. 6. Enlisted soldiers would tell officers what they think, not what the officers want to hear. 7. Increases job satisfaction because if you have a bad day you don't care. 8. It eliminates R&R days because people would rather come to work. 9. It makes fellow soldiers look better. 10. It makes the mess hall food taste better 11. Bosses are more likely to hand out great NCOER’s when they’re wasted. 12. It’s a good re-up incentive. 13. Suddenly, farting during a briefing isn't so embarrassing 14. No one will remember your strip act at the Closing ceremonies
Drive-On!